<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<urlset xmlns="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9"><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/101872103/dear-adobe-plz-make-your-updater-not-auto-launch-when</loc><lastmod>2009-04-30T14:33:09Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/101872110/rt-aneel-dear-notes-please-give-me-back-my-computer</loc><lastmod>2009-04-30T14:33:10Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/101872113/dear-notes-please-give-me-back-my-computer-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-04-30T14:33:10Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/101872114/dear-weather-i-appreciate-the-sun-but-could-you</loc><lastmod>2009-04-30T14:33:11Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/101872116/dear-weekend-pls-hurry-up-and-get-here-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-04-30T14:33:11Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/101891626/dear-asshole-who-cloned-my-check-card-and-stole</loc><lastmod>2009-04-30T15:33:14Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/101930935/dear-united-if-this-fight-delay-causes-me-to-miss-a-spa</loc><lastmod>2009-04-30T17:33:16Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/101930937/urgh-dear-life-please-make-a-plan-stick-to-it</loc><lastmod>2009-04-30T17:33:17Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/101948474/dear-stupid-dell-dj-stop-being-lame-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-04-30T18:33:17Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/101948477/dear-facebook-would-you-let-me-reply-to-messages-by</loc><lastmod>2009-04-30T18:33:17Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/101965196/pipe-dream-dear-internet-id-like-closed-captioning</loc><lastmod>2009-04-30T19:33:50Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/101965198/kalcobalt-heh-dave-likes-it-so-much-when-his-minions</loc><lastmod>2009-04-30T19:33:50Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/101998801/dear-pimp-slap-no-matter-how-many-times-you</loc><lastmod>2009-04-30T21:33:56Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/101998802/dear-ppl-in-nj-i-do-not-trust-weather-com-plz-advise</loc><lastmod>2009-04-30T21:33:56Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/101998804/dear-life-stop-being-so-sucky-and-cheer-up-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-04-30T21:33:56Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102019901/dear-trees-plz-stop-reproducing-in-my-sinuses-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-04-30T22:33:58Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102019902/dear-thesis-i-have-ignored-you-all-day-i-will</loc><lastmod>2009-04-30T22:33:58Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102019903/dear-twitter-please-put-the-regular-side-bar-back</loc><lastmod>2009-04-30T22:33:58Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102019904/dear-13-15-year-old-girls-when-you-bend-over-in</loc><lastmod>2009-04-30T22:33:58Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102044939/dear-time-please-stop-moving-so-fast-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-04-30T23:34:00Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102063075/dear-buffalo-wild-wings-customer-next-time-if-you</loc><lastmod>2009-05-01T00:34:08Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102083007/dear-king-furniture-selling-a-4000-couch-with-25c</loc><lastmod>2009-05-01T01:34:08Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102083010/dear-lord-of-money-please-hand-me-a-million-dollars-so</loc><lastmod>2009-05-01T01:34:09Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102103489/dear-celtics-please-win-this-game-so-i-can-watch-my</loc><lastmod>2009-05-01T02:34:09Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102103491/dear-everyone-if-i-let-you-merge-in-front-of-me-do-not</loc><lastmod>2009-05-01T02:34:10Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102123986/dear-coach-quenneville-it-doesnt-matter-who-you-try</loc><lastmod>2009-05-01T03:34:13Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102159013/dear-life-when-will-you-stop-testing-me-and-i-can-sit</loc><lastmod>2009-05-01T05:34:17Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102172897/dear-iphone-stop-fucking-with-me-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-01T06:34:18Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102219743/dear-codeine-please-start-working-now-i-cant-handle</loc><lastmod>2009-05-01T10:34:29Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102241815/says-dear-please-umalis-ka-na-sa-bed-kong</loc><lastmod>2009-05-01T12:34:35Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102241816/dear-friday-morning-diaf-dear-allergies-also-diaf</loc><lastmod>2009-05-01T12:34:35Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102272574/dear-iphone-your-alarm-sucks-why-do-you</loc><lastmod>2009-05-01T14:34:40Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102291110/dear-dreamhost-just-sos-you-know-your-support-area</loc><lastmod>2009-05-01T15:34:41Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102291112/dear-juzzash-just-saw-your-recent-twitter365-pics</loc><lastmod>2009-05-01T15:34:41Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102291113/dear-jaronmc-pls-to-stop-being-so-cute-on-twitpic</loc><lastmod>2009-05-01T15:34:41Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102291114/dear-conservative-right-wing-religious-fantatics-of-all</loc><lastmod>2009-05-01T15:34:41Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102328487/rt-dejonredd-dear-chicago-cubs-can-we-pls-at-least</loc><lastmod>2009-05-01T17:34:47Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102328490/dear-chicago-cubs-can-we-pls-at-least-wait-until-aug</loc><lastmod>2009-05-01T17:34:47Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102328491/dear-morning-commuter-you-wont-move-any-faster-in</loc><lastmod>2009-05-01T17:34:47Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102345322/dear-miscellaneous-twitterer-with-random-letters-and</loc><lastmod>2009-05-01T18:34:47Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102345323/dear-crankypants-tech-reporter-im-just-trying-to-do</loc><lastmod>2009-05-01T18:34:47Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102362458/dear-sapo-i-can-has-sapo-videos-for-the-iphone</loc><lastmod>2009-05-01T19:34:50Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102362459/dear-guy-in-the-red-suspenders-i-think-you-are-yummy</loc><lastmod>2009-05-01T19:34:50Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102362460/dear-time-for-not-slowing-down-you-are-fired</loc><lastmod>2009-05-01T19:34:50Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102362461/rt-jdartist-dear-god-please-rapture-your-followers</loc><lastmod>2009-05-01T19:34:50Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102362462/dear-god-please-rapture-your-followers-soon-today</loc><lastmod>2009-05-01T19:34:50Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102379232/dear-nba-com-please-stop-pegging-my-machine-every-time</loc><lastmod>2009-05-01T20:34:51Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102395251/dear-standard-apple-white-headphones-with-speakers-too</loc><lastmod>2009-05-01T21:34:53Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102413614/dear-twitter-id-really-just-like-to-change-my-profile</loc><lastmod>2009-05-01T22:35:00Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102413615/rt-pentahexamine-rt-jdartist-dear-god-please</loc><lastmod>2009-05-01T22:35:01Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102413617/rt-jdartist-dear-god-please-rapture-your-followers</loc><lastmod>2009-05-01T22:35:01Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102413619/dear-allergies-you-can-stop-this-nonsense</loc><lastmod>2009-05-01T22:35:01Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102413620/dear-law-school-fuck-you-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-01T22:35:01Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102436023/dear-body-please-calm-down-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-01T23:35:01Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102436024/dear-verisign-please-open-up-access-to-nokia-j2me-vip</loc><lastmod>2009-05-01T23:35:01Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102436026/dear-consumers-i-could-reallly-use-a-big-bonus-in</loc><lastmod>2009-05-01T23:35:01Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102451015/dear-random-guy-trying-to-hook-up-with-me-sorry</loc><lastmod>2009-05-02T00:35:04Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102466916/dear-mandriva-i-can-haz-kde3-5-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-02T01:35:05Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102466918/dear-firefox-i-can-haz-up-to-date-browser-without</loc><lastmod>2009-05-02T01:35:05Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102466919/dear-twitter-i-dont-care-about-trending-topics-let</loc><lastmod>2009-05-02T01:35:05Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102466920/dear-weather-please-stop-being-so-freakin</loc><lastmod>2009-05-02T01:35:05Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102482582/dear-singers-chanters-across-the-street-fucking-die</loc><lastmod>2009-05-02T02:35:06Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102482583/baileybubble-beckyrice-dear-girlfriends-stop-leaving</loc><lastmod>2009-05-02T02:35:06Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102513336/dear-pontiac-going-15-miles-under-the-speed-limit</loc><lastmod>2009-05-02T04:35:09Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102540919/dear-tomorrow-please-be-better-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-02T06:35:13Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102580825/dear-brain-its-saturday-u-dont-have-to-wake-up-at</loc><lastmod>2009-05-02T10:35:21Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102590023/rt-suzemuse-dear-brain-its-saturday-u-dont-have</loc><lastmod>2009-05-02T11:35:32Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102599756/dear-iphone-stop-fucking-with-me-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-02T12:35:34Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102599757/dear-twitter-please-send-fictillius-suggestions-about</loc><lastmod>2009-05-02T12:35:34Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102610888/thinkingstiff-swore-dear-iphone-stop-fucking-with</loc><lastmod>2009-05-02T13:35:34Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102610889/dear-iphone-stop-fucking-with-me-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-02T13:35:34Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102610891/suzemuse-dear-suzefused-i-can-has-job-at-your-company</loc><lastmod>2009-05-02T13:35:34Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102624052/dear-twitter-if-i-ever-accidentally-say-good-things</loc><lastmod>2009-05-02T14:35:35Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102624053/dear-alarm-clock-kindly-go-fuck-yourself-tech</loc><lastmod>2009-05-02T14:35:35Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102638932/dear-nissan-why-do-you-insist-on-sending-me-64346</loc><lastmod>2009-05-02T15:35:36Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102654105/dear-harbour-bridge-traffic-you-are-costing-me-a-lot</loc><lastmod>2009-05-02T16:35:39Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102685425/dear-iphone-stop-fucking-with-me-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-02T18:35:43Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102685427/dear-sun-where-did-you-go-are-you-vacationing-plz-to</loc><lastmod>2009-05-02T18:35:43Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102714927/burghbaby-dude-agreed-they-need-to-have-just-a</loc><lastmod>2009-05-02T20:35:56Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102728338/dear-ie-8-i-dont-ever-remember-telling-you-that-you</loc><lastmod>2009-05-02T21:36:00Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102728340/dear-iphone-stop-fucking-with-me-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-02T21:36:00Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102744308/dear-music-industry-rock-band-2-reminded-me-how-much-i</loc><lastmod>2009-05-02T22:36:01Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102778290/dear-smg-please-tell-your-traffic-monkeys-to-pay</loc><lastmod>2009-05-03T00:36:33Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102808575/dear-twitter-spammer-morons-if-your-about-you</loc><lastmod>2009-05-03T02:36:37Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102824776/dear-facebook-would-you-let-me-reply-to-messages-by</loc><lastmod>2009-05-03T03:36:38Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102824778/dear-canucks-after-giving-up-5-unanswered-please</loc><lastmod>2009-05-03T03:36:38Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102840251/dear-iphone-stop-fucking-with-me-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-03T04:36:40Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102902095/dear-l-you-owe-me-a-two-hour-hug-for-the-shit-that-i</loc><lastmod>2009-05-03T09:36:53Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102902101/dear-network-ten-moarrrrrrrrrr-masterchef-less-merlin</loc><lastmod>2009-05-03T09:36:54Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102910975/dear-god-you-better-rain-money-into-my-lap-soon-cause</loc><lastmod>2009-05-03T10:36:58Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102910976/dear-people-on-planes-pls-dont-stand-in-the-aisle</loc><lastmod>2009-05-03T10:36:58Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102971736/dear-mother-nature-its-april-showers-not-may</loc><lastmod>2009-05-03T15:37:11Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102971739/lylelanley-ugh-i-got-followed-by-about-10-this</loc><lastmod>2009-05-03T15:37:12Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102988737/dear-internet-please-get-me-this-t-shirt</loc><lastmod>2009-05-03T16:37:12Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102988741/dear-internet-please-get-me-this-t-shirt</loc><lastmod>2009-05-03T16:37:12Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/102988743/dear-internet-please-get-me-this-t-shirt</loc><lastmod>2009-05-03T16:37:12Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103004916/dear-iphone-stop-fucking-with-me-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-03T17:37:12Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103020658/dear-ktxh-we-all-mourn-phil-hartmans-loss-but</loc><lastmod>2009-05-03T18:37:15Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103036260/dear-farrah-your-15-minutes-have-been-over-since-say</loc><lastmod>2009-05-03T19:37:19Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103036262/dear-farrah-you-are-not-a-sugar-mama-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-03T19:37:19Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103052499/dear-baby-fall-asleep-kthxbai-love-mommy</loc><lastmod>2009-05-03T20:37:19Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103052502/dear-parents-please-refrain-from-equiiping-your-tiny</loc><lastmod>2009-05-03T20:37:19Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103068054/dear-last-fm-remember-both-my-email-and-my-username</loc><lastmod>2009-05-03T21:37:20Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103086370/x2-thx-rt-nikibrown-dear-universe-can-we-just-get</loc><lastmod>2009-05-03T22:37:24Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103086378/dear-universe-can-we-just-get-an-iphone-for</loc><lastmod>2009-05-03T22:37:25Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103086379/dear-brain-please-try-and-eject-lady-gagas-poker</loc><lastmod>2009-05-03T22:37:25Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103108417/dear-chemistry-go-die-in-a-whole-n-stuff-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-03T23:37:27Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103125131/dear-iphone-stop-fucking-with-me-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-04T00:37:30Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103144641/dear-u-s-military-i-would-like-to-offer-you-my-sons</loc><lastmod>2009-05-04T01:37:32Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103164193/dear-candy-girls-king-just-had-their-last-issue-i-am</loc><lastmod>2009-05-04T02:37:35Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103164195/dear-state-of-florida-please-to-stop-withholding-the</loc><lastmod>2009-05-04T02:37:36Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103164198/dear-vista-wtf-if-youre-going-to-spontaneously</loc><lastmod>2009-05-04T02:37:36Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103219029/dear-sm-cinemas-camcording-is-not-a-verb-and-there</loc><lastmod>2009-05-04T05:37:41Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103219032/dear-fellow-designer-please-acquire-training-to-tell</loc><lastmod>2009-05-04T05:37:41Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103233453/10-down-0-to-go-this-fortnights-quota-filled-3-days</loc><lastmod>2009-05-04T06:37:48Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103259748/dear-intarweb-every-time-a-http-download-times-out-a</loc><lastmod>2009-05-04T08:37:52Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103259749/dear-iphone-stop-fucking-with-me-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-04T08:37:52Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103270344/dear-all-china-blocked-youtube-on-mar-24-embeds-on</loc><lastmod>2009-05-04T09:37:55Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103280153/dear-iphone-stop-fucking-with-me-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-04T10:37:58Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103280156/dear-me-plz-to-be-finding-inspiration-again-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-04T10:37:58Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103291253/willhughes-dear-tarale-cebit-seo-sem-webcentral</loc><lastmod>2009-05-04T11:38:00Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103291255/dear-tarale-cebit-seo-sem-webcentral-swineflu</loc><lastmod>2009-05-04T11:38:00Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103303542/dear-mom-in-law-when-i-send-an-e-mail-request-for-a</loc><lastmod>2009-05-04T12:38:00Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103303545/dear-iphone-stop-fucking-with-me-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-04T12:38:00Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103303546/himynameisemmy-dear-god-please-listen-to-emmy-also</loc><lastmod>2009-05-04T12:38:00Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103317758/dear-pervs-you-might-be-interested-in-what-i-have-to</loc><lastmod>2009-05-04T13:38:01Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103334224/dear-exam-can-you-write-yourself-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-04T14:38:06Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103334228/dear-stupid-teacher-please-stop-speculating-on-the</loc><lastmod>2009-05-04T14:38:07Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103354363/dear-ups-why-dont-you-have-an-iphone-app-you-should</loc><lastmod>2009-05-04T15:38:06Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103354365/dear-corporate-america-stop-complaining-when-your-tax</loc><lastmod>2009-05-04T15:38:07Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103354367/dear-my-head-stop-aching-already-kthxbai-xoxoxo</loc><lastmod>2009-05-04T15:38:07Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103373726/dear-tito-please-stop-putting-lugo-in-the-lineup-in</loc><lastmod>2009-05-04T16:38:09Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103391506/dear-internets-mafii101-is-kind-of-a-douche-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-04T17:38:11Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103391507/dear-last-fm-just-because-i-occasionally-listen-to</loc><lastmod>2009-05-04T17:38:11Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103391508/dear-cynergies-solutions-group-you-suck-stop-spamming</loc><lastmod>2009-05-04T17:38:11Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103409235/dear-twitter-users-please-keep-talk-of-cobb-salads-off</loc><lastmod>2009-05-04T18:38:15Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103409239/middling-to-poor-on-the-shuffle-front-today-dear</loc><lastmod>2009-05-04T18:38:15Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103445043/dear-twitter-please-fix-photo-uploading-im-tired-of</loc><lastmod>2009-05-04T20:38:23Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103445045/dear-world-u2-is-way-over-rated-please-stop-playing</loc><lastmod>2009-05-04T20:38:23Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103485178/dear-sbc-mail-server-plz-to-stop-being-borked-sixty</loc><lastmod>2009-05-04T22:38:35Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103485181/dear-iphone-stop-fucking-with-me-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-04T22:38:35Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103533517/dear-facebook-notes-stop-being-difficult-to</loc><lastmod>2009-05-05T00:38:36Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103554201/rt-phoneboy-dear-pepsi-pepsi-throwback-is-awesome</loc><lastmod>2009-05-05T01:38:38Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103575674/dear-section-105-please-learn-how-to-do-the-wave</loc><lastmod>2009-05-05T02:38:45Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103575680/dear-teenager-walking-in-my-neighborhood-your-emo</loc><lastmod>2009-05-05T02:38:46Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103575683/dear-dude-sitting-across-from-me-im-looking-at-my</loc><lastmod>2009-05-05T02:38:46Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103575686/dear-rain-please-come-back-another-day-actually</loc><lastmod>2009-05-05T02:38:46Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103616526/dear-interwebz-come-back-plz-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-05T04:38:54Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103649703/dear-insomnia-please-crawl-back-into-your-evil-cave</loc><lastmod>2009-05-05T06:38:57Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103664448/dear-brain-how-about-a-nice-big-glass-of-stfu-id</loc><lastmod>2009-05-05T07:38:57Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103687488/dear-sinuses-please-let-me-breathe-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-05T09:39:06Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103722451/nini-twitter-com-members-prayers-before-bed-dear</loc><lastmod>2009-05-05T12:39:13Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103722453/dear-iphone-if-i-plug-you-in-just-sync-dont-make-me</loc><lastmod>2009-05-05T12:39:13Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103738289/dear-twitter-pleez-find-me-a-housekeeper-i-promise-to</loc><lastmod>2009-05-05T13:39:15Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103738290/rt-jblankenburg-dear-browser-makers-if-i-put-a</loc><lastmod>2009-05-05T13:39:15Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103738292/dear-browser-makers-if-i-put-a-comma-in-my-url</loc><lastmod>2009-05-05T13:39:16Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103756205/dear-iphone-stop-fucking-with-me-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-05T14:39:16Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103776397/dear-garmin-ur-maps-are-great-and-i-love-ur-bike</loc><lastmod>2009-05-05T15:39:19Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103797439/lennykravitz-dear-lenny-can-you-play-glastonbury-this</loc><lastmod>2009-05-05T16:39:23Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103797440/dear-high-school-tour-group-if-you-could-stand-even</loc><lastmod>2009-05-05T16:39:23Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103850936/dear-stupid-twitter-spammers-please-leave-me-alone</loc><lastmod>2009-05-05T19:39:33Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103850938/dear-people-outside-my-office-its-called-an-inside</loc><lastmod>2009-05-05T19:39:34Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103886824/dear-tuesday-please-end-soon-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-05T21:39:34Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103886829/dear-universe-i-repeat-myself-but-there-are-some</loc><lastmod>2009-05-05T21:39:35Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103932990/dear-wharton-consider-soliciting-an-alumni-donation</loc><lastmod>2009-05-05T23:39:45Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103932992/dear-wharton-maybe-you-should-ask-me-to-make-an-alumni</loc><lastmod>2009-05-05T23:39:45Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103932993/dear-dearrobot-shut-it-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-05T23:39:45Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103952673/dear-hulu-i-want-buffy-seasons-4-7-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T00:39:46Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103952679/rt-gloomybb-dear-burr-kes-i-know-you-did-a-lot-in</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T00:39:46Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103952681/dear-burr-kes-i-know-you-did-a-lot-in-rd-1-but-plz</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T00:39:46Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103952682/dear-hollyweird-can-you-try-to-not-be-so-fucking-got</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T00:39:46Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103952686/dear-utah-weather-planner-could-we-have-no-rain</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T00:39:46Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103952688/dear-gary-bettman-give-ballsillie-a-team-already-he</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T00:39:47Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103952689/dear-oprah-as-fat-as-our-country-is-how-bout-a-fruit</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T00:39:47Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103974201/dear-kids-at-wrestling-please-refrain-from-singing</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T01:39:47Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103974203/agree-rt-buzzbishop-dear-gary-bettman-give</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T01:39:48Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103994827/dear-jim-pls-wait-til-u-get-the-team-to-sell-tickets</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T02:40:19Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103994829/dear-american-idol-you-suck-for-always-running-over</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T02:40:20Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103994831/dear-universe-food-coffee-and-enlightenment-please</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T02:40:20Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/103994836/dear-twitbots-who-keep-following-me-thank-you-for</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T02:40:20Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104015873/dear-microsoft-ie8-team-ask-me-later-does-not-mean</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T03:40:46Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104015878/dear-blackberry-meet-my-pc-dear-pc-meet-my</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T03:40:46Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104034546/dear-adam-lambert-stop-over-performing-you-are</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T04:40:50Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104034547/dear-microsoft-please-improve-the-shuffle-feature-on</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T04:40:50Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104034548/dear-mr-lovinsuccesseleventybazillion-you-fail</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T04:40:50Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104066455/dear-adam-fans-its-not-a-cat-onine-tails-its-a</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T06:40:53Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104117426/dear-body-a-month-is-unacceptable-please-remedy-this</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T10:41:06Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104117430/dear-self-stop-taking-your-misery-out-on-your-friends</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T10:41:06Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104142571/dear-starbucks-i-would-really-like-it-if-you-moved-a</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T12:41:10Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104158689/dear-gmail-when-i-tell-you-that-i-always-want-to</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T13:41:13Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104158699/dear-saturday-i-cant-wait-to-see-you-again-i-havent</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T13:41:15Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104158711/dear-toilet-user-does-the-person-you-are-on-the-phone</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T13:41:16Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104158722/dear-sportspeople-please-shut-your-cakeholes-and-stop</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T13:41:17Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104197628/dear-amazon-im-interested-in-the-kindle-please-to-be</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T15:41:20Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104197632/dear-lord-please-make-the-hurting-stop-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T15:41:21Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104197634/dear-insomnia-i-really-dont-like-you-this-week-can</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T15:41:21Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104235883/dear-wiley-cookie-setting-error-fail-links-are-for</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T17:41:23Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104253833/dear-mostazzza-give-me-a-bath-or-ill-leave-you-on</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T18:41:26Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104253835/dear-boss-the-reason-i-sent-you-the-note-was-because-i</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T18:41:26Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104253836/dear-neighbors-your-yippy-dog-is-driving-me-crazy</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T18:41:26Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104271891/dear-it-dept-please-hurry-up-and-do-away-with-ie6-i</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T19:41:27Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104271892/msjbell-and-dear-iphone-stop-changing-shit-to-shot-b</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T19:41:27Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104271893/dear-twitter-thank-you-for-the-favorites-button-but</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T19:41:27Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104271894/dear-msnbc-afternoon-anchors-please-stop-trying-to</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T19:41:27Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104271896/dear-mom-nature-i-didnt-sign-up-to-be-a-lab-rat-for</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T19:41:27Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104271898/the-real-tvp-dear-mr-favre-please-do-us-all-a-favor</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T19:41:27Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104289292/dear-life-be-less-hectic-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T20:41:28Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104307684/dear-god-please-bless-me-with-a-hidden-trust-fund-so-i</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T21:41:32Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104307685/in-fact-dear-nomtweets-please-use-your-time-money</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T21:41:32Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104307687/dear-safeway-im-bff-with-a-few-of-your-deli-soups</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T21:41:32Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104329512/dear-facbrats-outside-of-my-room-please-stop-skating</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T22:41:40Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104329515/dear-railsconf-plz-to-be-getting-off-the-wifi-for</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T22:41:40Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104329516/dear-iphone-stop-fucking-with-me-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T22:41:41Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104354467/dear-ahl-live-id-like-to-see-the-game-not-just-hear</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T23:41:41Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104354470/dear-teaching-assistant-when-u-schedule-a-tutoring</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T23:41:42Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104354472/dear-twitterverse-would-you-please-stop-to-fuck-up-the</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T23:41:42Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104373438/work-is-done-nothing-hanging-over-my-head-to-cloud</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T00:41:41Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104373440/dear-person-why-the-hell-would-i-want-to-do-math</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T00:41:42Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104393654/dear-ai-can-u-plz-get-rid-of-this-hour-long-results</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T01:41:43Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104393656/dear-twitterfon-i-unfollowed-someone-please-take</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T01:41:43Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104415958/dear-hollywood-emily-deschanel-is-your-best-chance</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T02:41:45Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104415962/dear-comcast-please-to-be-taping-my-shows-and-not</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T02:41:46Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104436647/dear-brett-favre-i-think-we-need-to-have-a-discussion</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T03:41:46Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104436648/dear-brain-could-do-without-the-crazy-kthxbai-love</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T03:41:46Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104455541/dear-world-if-i-continue-to-see-buytter-com-notices</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T04:41:47Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104487346/dear-netvibes-ahghghghgh-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T06:41:49Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104500983/dear-dreams-please-stop-fucking-with-my-head-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T07:41:50Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104536034/rt-ezrabutler-rt-ev-dear-ezrabutler-ozsultan</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T10:41:55Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104536037/rt-ev-dear-ezrabutler-ozsultan-due-to-your-utter</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T10:41:55Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104548142/willhughes-dear-twitter-please-dont-some-of-us-have</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T11:41:57Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104548143/dear-hilton-fix-your-damn-hhonors-website-so-i-dont</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T11:41:57Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104548144/dear-add-spammers-please-note-the-part-of-my-profile</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T11:41:57Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104548146/dear-gmail-i-can-see-you-are-misbehaving-its-time-to</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T11:41:58Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104561706/dear-iphone-stop-fucking-with-me-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T12:42:04Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104577842/dear-god-please-allow-me-to-sleep-through-the-night</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T13:42:08Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104577843/dear-world-please-leave-me-alone-today-so-i-can-get</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T13:42:09Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104577844/dear-brett-favre-your-indecision-is-no-longer-charming</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T13:42:09Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104577848/dear-everyone-thanks-for-all-your-ongoing-thoughts</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T13:42:09Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104597002/dear-ie-stop-crashing-im-tryin-to-work-here</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T14:42:17Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104597006/dear-keyboard-please-stop-giving-me-static-shock-im</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T14:42:17Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104617693/dear-unc-i-can-has-my-grades-please-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T15:42:20Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104617699/dear-boston-globe-this-is-not-a-loan-this-is-a</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T15:42:21Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104617704/dear-ants-if-youre-red-large-enough-to-cast-a-shadow</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T15:42:21Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104637849/sick-rt-buzzbishop-dear-every-single-canadian-m-p</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T16:42:27Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104637852/rt-buzzbishop-dear-every-single-canadian-m-p-wtf</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T16:42:27Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104637854/dear-every-single-canadian-m-p-wtf-are-you</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T16:42:28Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104637855/dear-rude-person-on-cell-phone-checkers-are-not</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T16:42:28Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104637857/dear-toyota-thx-for-making-the-prius-pretty-fucking</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T16:42:28Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104655872/dear-mary-mary-your-new-music-is-suspect-auto-tune</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T17:42:28Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104655875/dear-body-the-typical-work-week-is-5-consecutive-days</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T17:42:28Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104655876/dear-coloradoans-please-learn-how-to-use-round-abouts</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T17:42:28Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104655877/omg-wtf-rt-buzzbishop-dear</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T17:42:28Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104672887/dear-alexander-graham-bell-you-are-on-my-shit-list</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T18:42:32Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104672892/getting-very-tried-of-tweets-that-go-dear</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T18:42:32Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104672895/rt-buzzbishop-dear-every-single-canadian-m-p-wtf</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T18:42:32Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104672896/dear-work-computer-why-do-you-hate-twitter-so-im</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T18:42:32Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104691778/dear-ankle-stop-whining-get-on-with-the-healing</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T19:42:33Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104691782/dear-myspace-i-hate-you-please-go-to-hell-and-die-a</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T19:42:33Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104713041/on-my-bike-to-see-chachihiphop-et-al-at-youth-in</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T20:42:36Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104734113/mikejang-dear-people-who-say-thats-retarded-have-a</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T21:42:37Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104734117/dear-stress-gtfo-of-my-life-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T21:42:37Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104758584/dear-redwings-please-show-up-for-the-full-60m-tonight</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T22:42:48Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104758591/dear-iphone-stop-fucking-with-me-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T22:42:49Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104758593/dear-google-your-spam-filter-is-being-bypassed-by-more</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T22:42:49Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104758594/dear-samelaanderson-ill-try-and-stop-that-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T22:42:49Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104758597/dear-twitter-knock-it-off-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T22:42:49Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104784783/rt-emoltzen-dear-government-my-checking-account-is</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T23:42:52Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104784787/rt-emoltzen-dear-government-my-checking-account-is</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T23:42:52Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104784790/rt-emoltzen-dear-govt-my-account-is-running-low-id</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T23:42:52Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104784799/rt-emoltzen-dear-government-my-checking-account-is</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T23:42:53Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104784802/rt-emoltzen-dear-government-my-checking-account-is</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T23:42:54Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104784803/dear-government-my-checking-account-is-running-a-bit</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T23:42:54Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104784804/dear-life-please-slow-the-f-ck-down-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T23:42:54Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104805570/dear-government-my-checking-account-is-running-a-bit</loc><lastmod>2009-05-08T00:42:53Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104805573/rt-emoltzen-dear-government-my-checking-account-is</loc><lastmod>2009-05-08T00:42:54Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104805575/lol-rt-emoltzen-dear-government-my-checking</loc><lastmod>2009-05-08T00:42:54Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104805577/rt-emoltzen-dear-government-my-checking-account-is</loc><lastmod>2009-05-08T00:42:54Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104826602/dear-hangover-i-am-in-a-world-of-pain-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-08T01:42:54Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104826612/and-on-that-note-i-am-out-of-here-wont-be-online</loc><lastmod>2009-05-08T01:42:54Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104826614/dear-smperris-if-youre-having-difficulty-with</loc><lastmod>2009-05-08T01:42:55Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104826615/dear-facebook-if-youre-javascript-heavy-interface-is</loc><lastmod>2009-05-08T01:42:55Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104849385/dear-supernatural-please-stop-trying-to-kill-me</loc><lastmod>2009-05-08T02:43:07Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104872112/dear-computer-suck-a-dick-kthxbai-kelsie</loc><lastmod>2009-05-08T03:43:09Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104872117/dear-costco-get-with-the-times-accept-debit-at-your</loc><lastmod>2009-05-08T03:43:09Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104892818/dear-subconscious-no-more-dreaming-about-me-warning</loc><lastmod>2009-05-08T04:43:13Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104892823/dear-multiple-sneeze-guy-at-the-bar-please-leave</loc><lastmod>2009-05-08T04:43:13Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104892829/rejection-is-awesome-this-is-supposed-to-build</loc><lastmod>2009-05-08T04:43:13Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104911761/dear-greys-anatomy-i-need-one-episode-that-doesnt</loc><lastmod>2009-05-08T05:43:16Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104927340/to-whom-it-may-concern-dear-sir-please</loc><lastmod>2009-05-08T06:43:22Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104927342/dear-operamini-please-upgrade-the-proxy-server-from</loc><lastmod>2009-05-08T06:43:23Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104942498/dear-pneumatic-drill-i-actually-had-an-alarm-set</loc><lastmod>2009-05-08T07:43:26Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104967680/dear-fuel-filler-fellow-pls-dont-skimp-on-the-avgas</loc><lastmod>2009-05-08T09:43:38Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/104979994/dear-tweetdeck-when-i-click-on-a-link-you-really-dont</loc><lastmod>2009-05-08T10:43:41Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105024428/dear-gods-of-idle-hands-i-promise-i-will-clean-the</loc><lastmod>2009-05-08T13:43:51Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105044173/dear-caps-today-i-am-rockin-the-red-much-more</loc><lastmod>2009-05-08T14:43:56Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105044176/dear-malibu-rum-please-fire-your-ad-agency-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-08T14:43:56Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105065595/dear-imax-i-already-paid-can-i-have-the-10-minutes-of</loc><lastmod>2009-05-08T15:44:00Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105065599/dear-digestive-system-i-know-how-you-operate-the</loc><lastmod>2009-05-08T15:44:00Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105065601/dear-outlook-please-dont-take-25-minutes-to-download</loc><lastmod>2009-05-08T15:44:00Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105065602/dear-crooked-stache-hair-you-think-you-can-just-poke</loc><lastmod>2009-05-08T15:44:00Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105087697/dear-gmail-how-many-times-must-i-click-always-show</loc><lastmod>2009-05-08T16:44:04Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105087699/dear-amazon-please-stop-the-madness-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-08T16:44:04Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105108096/dear-irs-weve-filed-our-2006-taxes-3-times-please</loc><lastmod>2009-05-08T17:44:09Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105108100/a-velocipede-is-a-bicycle-dear-commentator-idiots-of</loc><lastmod>2009-05-08T17:44:09Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105126944/has-noticed-his-galileo-thermometer-on-his-desk-is</loc><lastmod>2009-05-08T18:44:10Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105126945/dear-dude-fondling-your-girlfriends-ass-on-the-jetway</loc><lastmod>2009-05-08T18:44:10Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105164653/dear-this-week-you-suck-beer-me-now-so-i-can-forget</loc><lastmod>2009-05-08T20:44:14Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105164655/dear-work-do-not-call-kthxbai-x</loc><lastmod>2009-05-08T20:44:14Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105164656/dear-sunflower-plz-pick-up-the-phone-mama-needs-a</loc><lastmod>2009-05-08T20:44:14Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105164658/dear-twitter-need-you-to-offer-option-for-text-only</loc><lastmod>2009-05-08T20:44:15Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105164660/dear-computer-please-work-the-way-i-want-you-to</loc><lastmod>2009-05-08T20:44:15Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105206834/dear-clients-we-do-our-work-on-time-can-you-pay-on</loc><lastmod>2009-05-08T23:01:41Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105206841/dear-twitter-please-dont-ever-leave-me-again</loc><lastmod>2009-05-08T23:01:41Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105228040/dear-walmart-please-open-more-than-5-lanes-on-a-friday</loc><lastmod>2009-05-09T00:04:41Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105247517/dear-celtics-i-am-turning-you-off-now-give-me-a-call</loc><lastmod>2009-05-09T01:04:42Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105307037/dear-rihanna-shouldve-bought-a-bigger-umberella-ella</loc><lastmod>2009-05-09T04:04:52Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105307043/dear-relationship-guru-spammers-i-do-not-want-my-ex</loc><lastmod>2009-05-09T04:04:52Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105341910/rt-baronessheather-dear-relationship-guru-spammers-i</loc><lastmod>2009-05-09T06:05:04Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105372497/dear-lemsip-please-cool-down-so-i-can-drink-you-before</loc><lastmod>2009-05-09T08:05:06Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105443125/dear-twitter-leave-me-alone-i-need-to-get-up-and-take</loc><lastmod>2009-05-09T14:05:46Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105478120/dear-iphone-stop-fucking-with-me-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-09T16:05:50Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105478121/dear-wind-feel-free-to-tale-the-weekend-off-you</loc><lastmod>2009-05-09T16:05:50Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105515822/dear-bus-driver-youre-ahead-of-schedule-slow-the</loc><lastmod>2009-05-09T18:05:53Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105533259/dear-iphone-stop-fucking-with-me-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-09T19:05:57Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105549569/dear-whoever-is-currently-inhabiting-the-shower-i-just</loc><lastmod>2009-05-09T20:05:58Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105580994/varlio-dear-var-pls-get-a-new-compy-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-09T22:06:06Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105600349/dear-boobs-stop-growing-its-hard-enough-to-shop-for</loc><lastmod>2009-05-09T23:06:13Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105600350/dear-room-please-clean-yourself-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-09T23:06:14Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105726186/dear-guy-before-me-your-piss-smells-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-10T06:06:26Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105758058/dear-google-please-do-a-birds-eye-view-like-ms</loc><lastmod>2009-05-10T08:06:41Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105758060/dear-sony-i-want-a-ps3-so-drop-your-price-at-e3-this</loc><lastmod>2009-05-10T08:06:41Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105792305/dear-iphoto-09-incrementing-the-last-digit-of-my-album</loc><lastmod>2009-05-10T11:07:36Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105792308/dear-weekends-pls-try-and-include-more-sleep-and</loc><lastmod>2009-05-10T11:07:36Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105792309/dear-tweetdeck-when-you-say-tweet-sent-thats</loc><lastmod>2009-05-10T11:07:36Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105848363/dear-robbers-dont-be-douchebags-go-work-at-mcdonalds</loc><lastmod>2009-05-10T15:08:18Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105867829/dear-google-pls-can-not-has-cyrillic-spam-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-10T16:08:21Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105887268/dear-iphone-stop-fucking-with-me-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-10T17:08:21Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105905747/dear-principal-of-dunearn-secondary-school-i-think-we</loc><lastmod>2009-05-10T18:08:32Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105905749/everydaystrange-dear-twitterverse-this-is-one-hot</loc><lastmod>2009-05-10T18:08:32Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105957542/dear-attorneys-who-write-briefs-to-appellate-courts</loc><lastmod>2009-05-10T21:08:39Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105957545/dear-matinee-crowd-please-wake-up-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-10T21:08:40Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105975682/dear-facebook-get-your-shit-together-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-10T22:08:44Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105975684/dear-florida-legislature-please-write-one-statute</loc><lastmod>2009-05-10T22:08:44Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105997277/dear-holland-tunnel-traffic-fuck-you-kthxbai-jeff</loc><lastmod>2009-05-10T23:08:49Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/105997280/rt-weelaura-dear-attorneys-who-write-briefs-to</loc><lastmod>2009-05-10T23:08:49Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106038160/dear-citi-pls-stop-having-your-security-compromised</loc><lastmod>2009-05-11T01:08:54Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106038164/dear-iphone-stop-fucking-with-me-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-11T01:08:54Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106060288/dear-bruins-play-like-this-the-rest-of-then-playoffs</loc><lastmod>2009-05-11T02:08:58Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106060289/kinda-dreading-going-to-sleep-at-least-its-not-freddy</loc><lastmod>2009-05-11T02:08:59Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106085119/dear-eagles-peaceful-easy-feeling-is-the-opposite-of</loc><lastmod>2009-05-11T03:08:59Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106085124/dear-dearrobot-please-dont-retweet-my-stuff</loc><lastmod>2009-05-11T03:08:59Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106085126/dear-dave-annable-youll-do-kthxbai-xojess</loc><lastmod>2009-05-11T03:08:59Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106085129/dear-bruins-play-like-this-the-rest-of-the-playoffs</loc><lastmod>2009-05-11T03:08:59Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106109253/dear-tomorrow-please-be-warm-id-like-to-wear-a-dress</loc><lastmod>2009-05-11T04:09:05Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106162819/dear-summer-please-come-soon-so-i-can-take-advantage</loc><lastmod>2009-05-11T07:09:13Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106190289/dear-google-profile-please-just-grab-all-my-info-from</loc><lastmod>2009-05-11T09:09:15Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106201854/dear-virgin-trains-you-are-a-complete-shower-hth</loc><lastmod>2009-05-11T10:09:15Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106228952/holy-shit-there-is-hail-loud-hail-dear-finland-can</loc><lastmod>2009-05-11T12:09:20Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106245519/dear-monday-yeah-yeah-i-hear-you-back</loc><lastmod>2009-05-11T13:09:21Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106245520/dear-3-stop-claiming-your-phones-are-mobile-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-11T13:09:21Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106285186/dear-spammers-who-send-the-amazing-discount-emails-to</loc><lastmod>2009-05-11T15:09:23Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106285187/dear-boulderweathergod-its-may-can-we-get-morning</loc><lastmod>2009-05-11T15:09:23Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106307559/dear-canucks-and-ducks-you-are-supposed-to-play-each</loc><lastmod>2009-05-11T16:09:29Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106307566/dear-main-stream-media-leave-elizabeth-edwards-alone</loc><lastmod>2009-05-11T16:09:30Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106307573/rt-t4ckevint-dear-spammers-who-send-the-amazing</loc><lastmod>2009-05-11T16:09:30Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106329351/dear-bt-you-suck-thanks-for-losing-my-order-i</loc><lastmod>2009-05-11T17:09:33Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106329352/dear-bloodstream-get-ready-for-high-dosage-of-caffiene</loc><lastmod>2009-05-11T17:09:33Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106329353/dear-sir-on-speaker-phone-in-office-next-to-me-its</loc><lastmod>2009-05-11T17:09:33Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106329355/dear-anus-cancer-please-get-out-of-farrah-fawcetts</loc><lastmod>2009-05-11T17:09:33Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106329357/dear-today-i-might-cancel-you-on-account-of-evil-4</loc><lastmod>2009-05-11T17:09:33Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106348977/dear-gawd-i-so-need-a-job-i-do-not-want-to-go-to-the</loc><lastmod>2009-05-11T18:09:37Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106368381/dear-system-jo-lubricants-stop-making-all-your-shit</loc><lastmod>2009-05-11T19:09:39Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106368384/dear-marilyn-have-you-picked-a-new-wahine-basketball</loc><lastmod>2009-05-11T19:09:39Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106368387/dear-anus-cancer-please-get-out-of-farrah-fawcetts</loc><lastmod>2009-05-11T19:09:40Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106410556/dear-company-that-wants-to-put-ads-on-my-site-be</loc><lastmod>2009-05-11T21:09:44Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106432617/dear-comcast-please-get-your-shit-together-stop-this</loc><lastmod>2009-05-11T22:09:52Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106459493/dear-morons-you-do-not-get-swine-flu-from-eating</loc><lastmod>2009-05-11T23:09:52Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106459497/dear-m-flickr-please-either-allow-me-to-zoom-pan-on</loc><lastmod>2009-05-11T23:09:53Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106484579/dear-wordpress-dont-suck-and-i-wont-neglect-you</loc><lastmod>2009-05-12T00:10:05Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106484586/dear-refs-diving-is-a-penalty-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-12T00:10:06Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106484593/dear-city-of-hayden-you-smell-like-dip-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-12T00:10:07Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106508358/dear-volkswagen-can-you-please-hire-someone-with-a</loc><lastmod>2009-05-12T01:10:09Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106508363/dear-thewill-go-buy-a-case-of-miller-lite-drink-6</loc><lastmod>2009-05-12T01:10:10Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106531916/dear-credit-card-companies-stop-sending-me</loc><lastmod>2009-05-12T02:10:12Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106556724/dear-government-please-do-not-interfere-with-my-lawn</loc><lastmod>2009-05-12T03:10:13Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106556726/dear-canucks-i-prefer-blowout-wins-rather-than</loc><lastmod>2009-05-12T03:10:14Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106556728/dear-php-quit-being-a-stubborn-bitch-and-get-into-my</loc><lastmod>2009-05-12T03:10:14Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106580453/dear-microsoft-please-make-some-software-that-isnt</loc><lastmod>2009-05-12T04:10:14Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106601231/dear-iphone-stop-fucking-with-me-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-12T05:10:16Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106618575/dear-hotmail-thanks-for-supporting-pop3-but-really</loc><lastmod>2009-05-12T06:10:17Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106636287/dear-brain-if-you-could-kindly-stop-thinking-about-a</loc><lastmod>2009-05-12T07:10:17Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106664382/dear-train-please-go-forward-to-home-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-12T09:10:19Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106689406/dear-it-dept-before-you-tell-everyone-my-spreadsheet</loc><lastmod>2009-05-12T11:11:47Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106702803/dear-amazon-please-to-be-making-the-kindle-available</loc><lastmod>2009-05-12T12:11:48Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106719861/dear-endorphins-please-return-to-me-i-need-you-now</loc><lastmod>2009-05-12T13:11:52Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106719865/dear-girl-in-apt-6-who-shares-a-wall-with-me-its</loc><lastmod>2009-05-12T13:11:52Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106719867/head-is-officially-bitten-off-my-bad-oh-and-dear</loc><lastmod>2009-05-12T13:11:52Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106719869/dear-today-please-be-a-better-day-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-12T13:11:53Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106739753/dear-wednesday-please-be-cool-okay-it-would-really</loc><lastmod>2009-05-12T14:11:53Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106761584/dear-pr-person-if-you-have-a-press-release-with-online</loc><lastmod>2009-05-12T15:12:00Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106784812/dear-cbs-please-dont-cancel-the-unit-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-12T16:12:09Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106806339/dear-iphone-stop-fucking-with-me-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-12T17:12:10Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106806340/dear-spammers-my-name-isnt-anthony-howard-nor-is-it</loc><lastmod>2009-05-12T17:12:10Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106827035/dear-huc-please-stop-asking-for-more-donations-until</loc><lastmod>2009-05-12T18:12:17Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106846378/dear-diary-i-need-advil-cold-and-sinus-and-an-iced</loc><lastmod>2009-05-12T19:12:18Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106846381/dear-paypal-sandbox-please-improve-your-ux-pronto</loc><lastmod>2009-05-12T19:12:18Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106846384/dear-word-2007-you-are-not-the-be-all-end-all-of</loc><lastmod>2009-05-12T19:12:18Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106846385/dear-tweeps-reply-arrow-really-works-on</loc><lastmod>2009-05-12T19:12:18Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106866783/dear-google-can-you-cure-your-gmail-servers-of</loc><lastmod>2009-05-12T20:12:28Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106889920/dear-c-programmers-in-this-day-and-age-of-advanced</loc><lastmod>2009-05-12T21:12:35Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106889922/dear-somebody-please-put-me-out-of-my-misery-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-12T21:12:35Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106889923/dear-miss-california-next-time-dont-breach-your</loc><lastmod>2009-05-12T21:12:35Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106918869/dear-iphone-stop-fucking-with-me-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-12T23:18:49Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106918962/dear-online-banking-site-youre-not-being-helpful-by</loc><lastmod>2009-05-12T23:19:18Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106919002/dear-mobileme-can-u-pls-stop-syncing-old-contacts-over</loc><lastmod>2009-05-12T23:19:24Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106955819/dear-universe-can-i-please-have-every-afternoon-off-of</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T00:18:46Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106955824/dear-djs-i-dont-care-please-play-music-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T00:18:46Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106980570/dear-folk-singer-on-behalf-of-all-the-neighbors-who</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T01:18:51Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/106980576/dear-internet-casino-people-im-not-going-to-approve</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T01:18:51Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107005491/dear-rain-please-stay-away-long-enough-so-my-friends</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T02:18:53Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107005494/dear-charter-i-can-haz-my-internetz-bak-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T02:18:54Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107052832/dear-american-idol-i-am-not-drinking-the-danny</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T04:18:59Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107072111/rt-photojunkie-dear-twitter-if-i-wanted-my-replies</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T05:19:00Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107072112/dear-jeffreyscott21-i-need-to-talk-to-you-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T05:19:00Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107072113/rt-frodofied-rt-jinxcat-dear-brett-favre-stay-gone</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T05:19:00Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107072115/rt-jinxcat-dear-brett-favre-stay-gone-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T05:19:00Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107072119/dear-brett-favre-stay-gone-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T05:19:01Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107072122/dear-apple-i-shouldnt-have-to-reboot-my-entire</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T05:19:01Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107072140/rt-photojunkie-dear-twitter-if-i-wanted-my-replies</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T05:19:04Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107072144/dear-twitter-if-i-wanted-my-replies-to-be-private-i</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T05:19:05Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107072146/dear-inhabitants-of-my-forehead-you-obviously-have-me</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T05:19:05Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107072148/dear-friends-yes-im-a-half-breed-yes-im-a</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T05:19:05Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107089504/dear-twitter-fixreplies-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T06:19:00Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107089505/dear-sick-go-away-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T06:19:00Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107089507/dear-adobe-illustrator-i-hate-you-so-much-you-cant</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T06:19:00Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107106820/dear-ev-biz-you-have-made-twitter-a-less-enticing</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T07:19:10Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107106822/dear-guy-with-jackhammer-outside-my-office-window</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T07:19:10Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107106823/warrenfitz-dear-warren-you-are-my-hero-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T07:19:11Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107133649/dear-issi-please-stop-automatically-updating-stuff-on</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T09:19:45Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107133652/dear-internet-youre-a-bunch-of-irredeemable</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T09:19:46Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107145636/dear-twitter-i-happen-to-really-value-connecting-with</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T10:19:49Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107145639/dear-iphone-stop-fucking-with-me-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T10:19:49Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107159648/dear-twitter-youve-screwed-up-i-like-the-random</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T11:20:17Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107192318/rt-randymatheson-dear-twitter-concentrate-on-fixing</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T13:20:41Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107192319/dear-twitter-concentrate-on-fixing-the-broke-stuff</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T13:20:41Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107214073/dear-mintdotcom-love-the-site-but-really-wish-you</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T14:22:18Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107214075/dear-twitter-why-not-put-an-advanced-tab-for</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T14:22:18Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107237294/dear-screaming-kids-across-the-street-stop</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T15:23:26Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107261213/dear-australia-its-not-you-its-me-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T16:23:38Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107261216/dear-lady-on-bixi-you-shouldnt-be-riding-on-the</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T16:23:38Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107283322/dear-british-columbia-and-boston-college-please</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T17:23:44Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107283325/dear-driver-of-the-car-with-the-yes-on-8-bumper</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T17:23:45Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107283326/dear-makers-of-otc-arthritis-remedies-please-tell</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T17:23:45Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107283327/dear-sir-sitting-next-to-me-the-point-of-the</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T17:23:45Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107304705/dear-sebastians-please-learn-the-art-of-french</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T18:24:31Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107304706/rt-jenwojcik-dear-media-we-dont-care-what-ms</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T18:24:31Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107304707/dear-media-we-dont-care-what-ms-california-has-to</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T18:24:31Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107304708/dear-ballys-you-suck-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T18:24:31Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107367512/dear-cincinnati-learn-to-drive-in-the-freaking-rain</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T21:27:54Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107367513/dear-will-smith-please-stop-shaving-of-your-stubble</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T21:27:54Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107367514/dear-truck-drivers-if-youre-ready-an-exit-cant-u</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T21:27:54Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107367515/dear-iphone-stop-fucking-with-me-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T21:27:55Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107367516/dear-twitter-blog-response-http-is-gd-zwb6-to</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T21:27:55Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107367518/dear-at-t-you-still-suck-how-hard-would-it-be-to</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T21:27:55Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107367519/dear-twitter-fixreplies-weve-got-a-mob-pitchforks</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T21:27:55Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107367520/amen-rt-momexperience-dear-rain-weve-had-enough-of</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T21:27:55Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107367521/dear-rain-weve-had-enough-of-you-in-indiana-for-a</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T21:27:55Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107389302/dear-glasses-stop-smudging-spelling-its-annyoing</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T22:28:11Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107410365/dear-everyone-i-want-this-http-bit-ly-2kskkh</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T23:28:14Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107410366/dear-omd-song-please-vacate-my-headspace-and-die</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T23:28:15Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107410367/dear-the-interwebs-im-interested-in-the-as-yet-not</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T23:28:15Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107443181/dear-jim-zorn-please-do-not-have-a-public-midlife</loc><lastmod>2009-05-14T00:28:16Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107443184/dear-farmer-could-you-please-not-plow-the-field-behind</loc><lastmod>2009-05-14T00:28:16Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107443186/varlio-dear-var-write-moar-story-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-14T00:28:16Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107443188/dear-caps-please-to-be-playing-better-hockey-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-14T00:28:16Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107443189/dear-ipod-when-i-click-on-sleep-it-means-i-want-you</loc><lastmod>2009-05-14T00:28:17Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107467392/dear-alicia-keys-please-get-out-of-my-face-1-i-dont</loc><lastmod>2009-05-14T01:28:19Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107493358/dear-iphone-please-evolve-so-that-i-can-switch-between</loc><lastmod>2009-05-14T02:28:50Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107518159/dear-instructor-please-quit-saying-it-technology</loc><lastmod>2009-05-14T03:28:50Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107561455/dear-pensacola-no-lost-finale-stories-in-tomorrows</loc><lastmod>2009-05-14T05:28:58Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107561457/dear-twitter-while-youre-fixing-stuff-could-you</loc><lastmod>2009-05-14T05:28:58Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107579594/dear-everyone-stop-doing-stuff-that-bugs-me-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-14T06:28:59Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107623458/dear-dick-cheney-shut-your-pie-hole-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-14T09:29:05Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107636189/dear-iphone-plz-dont-crash-again-2day-3-times-iz-2</loc><lastmod>2009-05-14T10:29:05Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107649331/dear-randy-jackson-telling-someone-you-can-really</loc><lastmod>2009-05-14T11:29:06Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107649332/dear-weight-loss-help-and-fitness-gurus-i-will-block</loc><lastmod>2009-05-14T11:29:06Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107649334/dear-life-please-stop-giving-me-lemons-ive-run-out</loc><lastmod>2009-05-14T11:29:06Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107649336/dear-microsoft-next-time-you-update-office-change-the</loc><lastmod>2009-05-14T11:29:07Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107664400/still-venting-dear-lost-i-know-youre-busy-today</loc><lastmod>2009-05-14T12:29:20Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107664402/dear-planet-m-please-make-sure-you-have-21st-century</loc><lastmod>2009-05-14T12:29:20Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107682208/dear-coworkers-who-cant-do-your-jobs-i-am-a-finite</loc><lastmod>2009-05-14T13:29:20Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107702516/dear-allergies-i-hate-you-diaf-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-14T14:29:25Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107702519/dear-head-stop-hurting-or-i-will-kill-you-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-14T14:29:25Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107702520/dear-taco-bueno-lady-im-pretty-sure-ur-being-paid-2</loc><lastmod>2009-05-14T14:29:25Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107702523/dear-humidity-ive-enjoyed-your-visit-but-you-have</loc><lastmod>2009-05-14T14:29:25Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107726010/dear-twitter-instead-of-wasting-time-w-replies-how</loc><lastmod>2009-05-14T15:29:34Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107726012/dear-swiss-miss-if-u-r-going-to-charge-the-same-or</loc><lastmod>2009-05-14T15:29:35Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107750570/dear-google-thanks-for-giving-me-the-heebie-jeebies</loc><lastmod>2009-05-14T16:29:43Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107750574/dear-intarwebz-stop-wrt-teh-sux-kthxbai</loc><lastmod>2009-05-14T16:29:44Z</lastmod></url><url><loc>http://twitterletters.com/post/107750575/dear-computor-interwebz-the-google-fix-this</loc><lastmod>2009-05-14T16:29:44Z</lastmod></url></urlset>

