Searching Twitter for user’s letters to the void… Or, in a less wanky way, the site scrapes updates that use the words “Dear” and “kthxbai” and re-posts them here for all to enjoy.~Warlach Twitter LettersTumblr (3.0; @deartwitter)http://twitterletters.com/Dear @spotify: I am clearly not interested in adverts for a 'hot new single' from autotuned 'artists', so stop playing those to me. kthxbai<a href="http://twitter.com/ashberlin/statuses/10270979020">Dear @spotify: I am clearly not interested in adverts for a 'hot new single' from autotuned 'artists', so stop playing those to me. kthxbai</a>http://twitterletters.com/post/439096306http://twitterletters.com/post/439096306Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:02:59 +1100Dear God please stop her moaning so loudly. It's *DISTURBING*. Kthxbai.<a href="http://twitter.com/drable/statuses/10271325927">Dear God please stop her moaning so loudly. It's *DISTURBING*. Kthxbai.</a>http://twitterletters.com/post/439096290http://twitterletters.com/post/439096290Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:02:59 +1100Dear @neondeception's body, go the fuck asleep, kthxbai<a href="http://twitter.com/neondeception/statuses/10271567699">Dear @neondeception's body, go the fuck asleep, kthxbai</a>http://twitterletters.com/post/439096281http://twitterletters.com/post/439096281Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:02:59 +1100Dear Netflix-Thanks to be giving me The Tudors on demand. Kthxbai.<a href="http://twitter.com/SusieCueVW/statuses/10271654043">Dear Netflix-Thanks to be giving me The Tudors on demand. Kthxbai.</a>http://twitterletters.com/post/439096271http://twitterletters.com/post/439096271Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:02:59 +1100Dear world media. Please stop reporting on Cheryl Cole. She is a complete nonentity. Kthxbai<a href="http://twitter.com/pureglenn2k/statuses/10270944098">Dear world media. Please stop reporting on Cheryl Cole. She is a complete nonentity. Kthxbai</a>http://twitterletters.com/post/439096313http://twitterletters.com/post/439096313Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:02:59 +1100Dear Osama bin Laden, I need address/coordinates where I can send this ticking case of bacon for your birthday, kthxbai #cia #nsa #pentagon<a href="http://twitter.com/benmarks/statuses/10270564937">Dear Osama bin Laden, I need address/coordinates where I can send this ticking case of bacon for your birthday, kthxbai #cia #nsa #pentagon</a>http://twitterletters.com/post/439096319http://twitterletters.com/post/439096319Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:02:59 +1100feel better xo RT: @dorydorydory: Dear Common Cold, I hate you, go away, hoser. You're shredding my nose. You suck. Kthxbai. Sincerely, Dory<a href="http://twitter.com/wonderwhygal/statuses/10269238948">feel better xo RT: @dorydorydory: Dear Common Cold, I hate you, go away, hoser. You're shredding my nose. You suck. Kthxbai. Sincerely, Dory</a>http://twitterletters.com/post/439096328http://twitterletters.com/post/439096328Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:02:59 +1100Dear Cadbury & Nestle. Change your ugly gift packs that waste plastic/paper etc. Huge triple bottomline benefits right there! #kthxbai<a href="http://twitter.com/Anita_Lobo/statuses/10270189142">Dear Cadbury & Nestle. Change your ugly gift packs that waste plastic/paper etc. Huge triple bottomline benefits right there! #kthxbai</a>http://twitterletters.com/post/439096326http://twitterletters.com/post/439096326Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:02:59 +1100Dear Crazy Lady at Bust Stop, Please don't yell questions at me. I have headphones on and can't hear you. That's what they're for. KTHXBAI<a href="http://twitter.com/STEPHKLOK/statuses/10270325882">Dear Crazy Lady at Bust Stop, Please don't yell questions at me. I have headphones on and can't hear you. That's what they're for. KTHXBAI</a>http://twitterletters.com/post/439096322http://twitterletters.com/post/439096322Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:02:59 +1100Dear cowbag ex estate agent, please explain to me how one goes about hovering a carpet, kthxbai.<a href="http://twitter.com/pim2005/statuses/10272283655">Dear cowbag ex estate agent, please explain to me how one goes about hovering a carpet, kthxbai.</a>http://twitterletters.com/post/439096267http://twitterletters.com/post/439096267Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:02:59 +1100Dear reklama on my radio, it's Pizza Hut not Pizza Haaaat LOL ;) kthxbai<a href="http://twitter.com/paxlonglifelove/statuses/10272692890">Dear reklama on my radio, it's Pizza Hut not Pizza Haaaat LOL ;) kthxbai</a>http://twitterletters.com/post/439096261http://twitterletters.com/post/439096261Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:02:59 +1100@CandacitaBonita Dear Architects, When you put note bubbles on a sheet, adding the actual NOTES to the sheet is considered helpful. kthxbai.<a href="http://twitter.com/jenxer/statuses/10274457603">@CandacitaBonita Dear Architects, When you put note bubbles on a sheet, adding the actual NOTES to the sheet is considered helpful. kthxbai.</a>http://twitterletters.com/post/439096247http://twitterletters.com/post/439096247Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:02:59 +1100Dear America, the word you're looking for is "addictive". Slapping you in the face is "addicting". KTHXBAI.<a href="http://twitter.com/domr/statuses/10274086745">Dear America, the word you're looking for is "addictive". Slapping you in the face is "addicting". KTHXBAI.</a>http://twitterletters.com/post/439096252http://twitterletters.com/post/439096252Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:02:59 +1100RT @JenXer: Dear Architects, When you put note bubbles on a sheet, adding the actual NOTES to the sheet is considered helpful. kthxbai.<a href="http://twitter.com/CandacitaBonita/statuses/10274566854">RT @JenXer: Dear Architects, When you put note bubbles on a sheet, adding the actual NOTES to the sheet is considered helpful. kthxbai.</a>http://twitterletters.com/post/439096242http://twitterletters.com/post/439096242Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:02:59 +1100Dear Oxegen people, I love you, and I really want to go this year. But plz update your lineup, kthxbai.<a href="http://twitter.com/itssaraKBYE/statuses/10273474065">Dear Oxegen people, I love you, and I really want to go this year. But plz update your lineup, kthxbai.</a>http://twitterletters.com/post/439096258http://twitterletters.com/post/439096258Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:02:59 +1100Dear Temp Job: Please fucking start already so that I have a reason to go to bed before 4AM. kthxbai.<a href="http://twitter.com/wojo4hitz/statuses/10263281558">Dear Temp Job: Please fucking start already so that I have a reason to go to bed before 4AM. kthxbai.</a>http://twitterletters.com/post/438750963http://twitterletters.com/post/438750963Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:10:31 +1100Dear body, I'm tired. Pls can has sleep. Kthxbai.<a href="http://twitter.com/kyledettman/statuses/10264154333">Dear body, I'm tired. Pls can has sleep. Kthxbai.</a>http://twitterletters.com/post/438750960http://twitterletters.com/post/438750960Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:10:31 +1100Dear Lady. I am NOT committing a crime by asking you to move from coffee m/c after you are done. Dont give me "i'll kill you" looks #kthxbai<a href="http://twitter.com/harshahv/statuses/10259603486">Dear Lady. I am NOT committing a crime by asking you to move from coffee m/c after you are done. Dont give me "i'll kill you" looks #kthxbai</a>http://twitterletters.com/post/438750964http://twitterletters.com/post/438750964Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:10:31 +1100Dear "Dude" things don't cost you 750 bugs. They might cost you bucks or money or rupees. But never bugs. #kthxbai<a href="http://twitter.com/harshahv/statuses/10258565823">Dear "Dude" things don't cost you 750 bugs. They might cost you bucks or money or rupees. But never bugs. #kthxbai</a>http://twitterletters.com/post/438750965http://twitterletters.com/post/438750965Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:10:31 +1100Dear God, I want to be a cat in the future. kthxbai.<a href="http://twitter.com/kosherjellyfish/statuses/10248263849">Dear God, I want to be a cat in the future. kthxbai.</a>http://twitterletters.com/post/438421985http://twitterletters.com/post/438421985Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:44:32 +1100